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It seems the metal world is resplen­dent with qual­ity homages to the won­drous elixir of life we call beer. Bands from all over the world are writ­ing and per­form­ing num­bers ded­i­cated to this sweet bringer of hangovers.

Although not as well-known as other patrons of beer on this hal­lowed site, Rust­bucket are a band from the Mid­lands in the UK who have writ­ten a con­cise and ele­gant hymn to the won­der of beer. The song opens with the win­ning lines:

It’s a Mon­day, I drink some beer. It’s a Tues­day, I drink some beer. It’s a Wednes­day [can you see where this is going?] I drink some beer…’

Pete Laurie’s vocal style has a hint of the great Phil Anselmo about it and cou­pled with the chug­ging riffs from Nick Billings­ley and Ivan Lewis, Rust­bus­ket have given us a good old fash­ioned drink­ing song!

Ever wondered how much a beer costs in Tadjikistan?

bring us pints of beer!

Or Qatar, for that mat­ter, or Soma­lia, Viet­nam or Norway?

Well, with the help of Pint Price, you can find out. This clever site gath­ers infor­ma­tion sub­mit­ted by peo­ple around the world to come up with the aver­age prices of our favourite amber bev­er­age, in your cur­rency of choice.

If you’re plan­ning a hol­i­day, it could be just the infor­ma­tion you need.

The beer in Tad­jik­istan, by the way, is the cheap­est accord­ing to the site, at around 51 Aus­tralian cents for a pint – that’s only 41 US cents, or 25 UK pence. On the other hand, the most expen­sive place to get drunk is Green­land, at a whop­ping $14.67 Aus­tralian (US $11.79 and £7.19 GBP).

Bot­toms up, all around the world!

Coming soon: the International Day of Slayer

God listens to Slayer

The 6th of June – that is, 6/6 – is an aus­pi­cious day for metal fans: the Inter­na­tional Day of Slayer. It all started in 2006 – i.e., 06/06/06 – but has now become an annual event. Slayer them­selves are show­ing their sup­port for the day, and there’s even peo­ple who are push­ing to get it made into an offi­cially recog­nised hol­i­day.

So what should you do on the fourth annual Inter­na­tional Day of Slayer? That’s entirely up to the indi­vid­ual met­al­head, of course, but here at OMBFM we’ll be rais­ing the horns, rais­ing a beer and snap­ping some pho­tos. If you do the same, send ‘em in and we’ll post a Slayer Day photo fest.

Here’s some Slayer to get you in the mood!

Beer-drinking songs: Korpiklaani and Tankard

When we asked our Twit­ter friends what their favourite beer dink­ing songs were, we got two kinds of responses: songs about beer, and songs that are so good they just inspire beer-drinking.

We’ll leave the sec­ond type of song for next time, but today here’s some of the songs that were sug­gested that were about beer.

First up Kor­pik­laani, with Bring Us Pints of Beer – a song title that is instruc­tional and very spe­cific as well as kick-arse:

Actu­ally, much of Korpiklaani’s mate­r­ial is about beer, but for now, how about a band that not only wrote songs about beer, but named their band for it too? I’m talk­ing of course about ‘80s thrash­ers Tankard. Check out Com­mand­ments:

Did you catch the lyrics in the cho­rus? I reckon truer words were never spoken:

Life’s too short to waste your brew
It’s plain to see-obey the rules

Thou shalt not waste and thou shalt not spill
Just drink your beer — Com­mand­ments
Thou shalt not puke cause there’s no excuse
Just drink your beer – Commandments

What are your favourite songs about beer?

Rad events involving metal and beer

Perth to Bloomington by car (and kayak)

On my var­i­ous beer-fuelled wan­der­ings around the inter­net this week, I came across Rad­Fest, a mini metal and beer fest being held on June 5 in the Upland brew­ery in Bloom­ing­ton, Indi­ana in the good ole’ United States of Amer­ica. Play­ing at the event are a num­ber of metal bands includ­ing Dead­men, Coffin­worm and Bible of the Devil.

Sounds awe­some! I plugged the address into Google Maps and selected “get direc­tions by car”, but unfor­tu­nately it’s going to be a long drive from my cur­rent loca­tion — cut­ting across the north of Aus­tralia to Japan by kayak, pad­dling across the North Pacific with a lovely stopover in Hawaii to enter the United States at Wash­ing­ton, then dri­ving across coun­try to Bloom­ing­ton. It’s only a tri­fling 25,000 kilo­me­tres, but the 53 day jour­ney means that sadly, the event will be long over by the time I get there.

Maybe some­one who lives closer can go and take some pic­tures for us…

Do you have any cool “beer n’ metal” events in your home town?

Raise the horns to salute a metal legend

Dio and Lemmy enjoying a brew

By now, the sad news of Ron­nie James Dio’s death has reached every cor­ner of the world, and the trib­utes from fans and bands alike have poured in by the thou­sands – like these sub­mis­sions gath­ered from Metal As Fuck fans. The diminu­tive singer, front­man of Elf, Rain­bow, Black Sabbath/Heaven and Hell and his own solo out­fit Dio, was truly one of the best loved fig­ures in metal. Trag­i­cally taken from us before his time by stom­ach can­cer, he will be greatly missed.

One of Dio’s endur­ing con­tri­bu­tions to metal was the intro­duc­tion of the metal horns – the uni­ver­sal salute that fea­tures in so many of the pho­tos sub­mit­ted on this site. In an inter­view with Metal Ham­mer, unpub­lished until last week, he says:

The sign was pro­tec­tion against the evil eye. My grand­mother used to do it. I can also give evil with it, the sign of the devil. The horns. Peo­ple say ‘So you invented that?’ It was prob­a­bly some guy 50,000 years ago called Og. It was a super­sti­tious sign to ward off evil and give evil back. Because I used it so much I became syn­ony­mous with it. A sym­bol that has become so prevalent.”

Dio him­self enjoyed a beer on occa­sion, like in this short clip with Lemmy, recorded only about a year ago (horns up to Bazil­lion Points Pub­lish­ing):

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in these sad times, the One Mil­lion Beers team encour­age every­one to do what we think Ron­nie would have liked – crank up some clas­sic Dio tunes, open a nice cold beer, raise the horns to hon­our a heavy metal leg­end… and don’t for­get to take a photo and send it in!

Met­al­heads love beer, so it’s no sur­prise that there’s a huge num­ber of songs about the mys­ti­cal bev­er­age. Here’s a favourite of mine that you might not have heard.

Claim The Throne are a bat­tle metal band from Perth, West­ern Aus­tralia. Folk and Viking-inspired black/death metal might seem out of place in my sunny beach side home city, but trust me, it works – these guys are just so much fun.

So check out Set Sail On Ale – a great beer drink­ing song!

Have you got a favourite beer-drinking song?

The (very metal) history of beer

suspiciously non-genuine looking viking dude

Lis­ten up, my beer-loving met­al­heads: it’s time to get some edja­maca­tion happening!

The gor­geous Steff Metal has dug up some very inter­est­ing infor­ma­tion about the his­tory of our esteemed bev­er­age of choice (appar­ently, the first recorded recipe is from our pals the Ancient Sume­ri­ans). She also makes it metal by includ­ing a list of her favourite beer drink­ing metal songs, and a list of deities asso­ci­ated with beer and drinking.

So raise a pint to Osiris, the Egypt­ian god who invent beer (as leg­end goes), or Tez­cat­zon­te­catl, the Aztec god of ine­bri­a­tion, or Siris and Ninkasi, the Baby­lon­ian god­desses of beer, and thank them for their excel­lent taste (not to men­tion how metal they were). Oh, and take a photo to sub­mit to One Mil­lion Beers while you’re at it…

Cheers Steff – love your work!

Boys, beer and metal!

This time around, the sub­mis­sions are all boys! Ladies, where are you?

First up, Illi­nois Bob sends in this photo, explain­ing “Bob, Matt, and Jeff tip one back for Metal, while play­ing some” — that’s what we like to see, guys!

Next up we have two sub­mis­sions from Aussie met­al­head Gus (@Biomech_) — writ­ing some riffs and chug­ging back a beer (or three) — on ya mate!

And finally, Eddie Jacob­sen shares these pics, first back­stage at Vox­hall, Den­mark where his band SIC per­formed with Hate­sphere in 2009, and then show­ing us how they like to party! Thanks Eddie, that’s what we like too!

My lit­tle eye spies 30 beery bev­er­ages in this lot… and although math is not my strong point, I’m pretty sure that means our tally is now at 182 beers, or 0.182% of the way to one mil­lion beers. Or, in the esteemed words of the lovely Bioda­gar, we’re approx­i­mately one “poof­teenth” towards the total! But don’t be dis­cour­aged, there’s a lot of beer in this world, a lot of metal, and we’re patient peo­ple. Drink up!

The world’s most metal beer? Vol.2

I truly thought I had found the world’s most metal beer a cou­ple of weeks ago but dur­ing a recent extended stay in Italy cour­tesy of a bloody big cloud of vol­canic ash, I feel the crown has been challenged.

Ladies and gen­tle­men, I give you…La Biere Du Demon:

Trans­lat­ing as “The Beer of The Demon”, this French lager is some­thing to fear. At 12% it’s as strong as a decent wine, and the unique after­taste is some­where between a decent dark ale and turpentine.

Can a beer pos­si­bly be any more savage??

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