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Beer as part of a healthy diet

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Euro­pean metal fes­ti­val sea­son is in full swing, and met­al­heads in camp­grounds all over Europe are indulging in the tra­di­tional beer break­fast. Accord­ing to a new study, they could be doing their bones a favour.

Researchers at the Depart­ment of Food Sci­ence & Tech­nol­ogy at the Uni­ver­sity of Cal­i­for­nia have dis­cov­ered that beer con­tains dietary sil­i­con in a highly digestible form. That means it’s good for increas­ing the min­eral den­sity of your bones.

Of course, the study did say “mod­er­ate” beer con­sump­tion may be ben­e­fi­cial. They also pointed out that there are many other sources of dietary sil­i­con, includ­ing oat­meal, dried dates, gra­nola cereal and high-fiber wheat bran cereal.

But that just sounds like a recipe for beer on your cereal to me!

The Summer Breeze metal beer keg

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Not only is it totally metal, it’s made out of metal…

The Sum­mer Breeze metal fes­ti­val is held in Dinkels­bühl, Ger­many in late August – 31 days from the time of post­ing, in fact. As at most out­door fes­ti­vals, beer is not served in glasses or glass bot­tles, due to safety con­cerns. While it’s kind of annoy­ing, I can’t help think­ing that there is some merit to remov­ing sharp mate­ri­als from events with 40,000 plus drunk metalheads.

For those con­nois­seurs who would pre­fer not to drink out of plas­tic cups, there’s another option: a 5 litre keg of Sum­mer Breeze beer can be pur­chased for 15 Euros. If you pre-order, the first 1000 units will come with a cooler bag.

It seems like it might be a lit­tle unweildy to carry around, but on the other hand it’s pretty good value. No word on what the brew is like, unfortunately!

5 liter SUMMER BREEZE Beer keg

Fucking Hell–the beer, that is

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From the “hilar­i­ous but true” files, a Ger­man brew­ery has won the trade­mark to mar­ket a beer called “Fuck­ing Hell”. But get your mind out of the gut­ter — ‘hell’ is a Ger­man term that can mean“light ale” and “Fuck­ing” is the name of a small town in Aus­tria that goes through a lot of town name signs. See? It’s all per­fectly innocent.

The peo­ple of Fuck­ing – pro­nounced “fook­ing” in Ger­man, much like it is in the North of Eng­land – are less than impressed. There’s only 90 or so of them, and they’ve had the name for 800 years. From the Aus­trian Times:

Franz Meindl, the People’s Party (ÖVP) mayor of Fuck­ing, reacted say­ing: “We just want to be left alone. There are all these sto­ries about our town’s name all the time – espe­cially in sum­mer. Every­body writes what they want.”

I don’t know when the beer is going into pro­duc­tion or where it’s going to be avail­able, but that’s gotta be the most metal beer I’ve ever heard of. Some­one send in a pic­ture, please!

Another lot of beer-swilling metal maniacs

It’s been a while between photo posts, but we’re ready to share the mad­ness again!

First up, we have some heavy metal broth­ers from Brazil with Jackie Slaugh­ter of Cana­dian band Skull Fist:

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Awe­some work guys, and two beers towards our total.

Next up, two pics were sub­mit­ted to our Flickr group by Mir­jam Otto. Both taken in a place I know and love very well – the Ham­burg Ball­room. Unfor­tu­nately embed­ding of the pho­tos has been dis­abled so you’ll have to visit Flickr to see them – but I’m still going to count the two frosty bev­er­ages towards our total (it’s not cheat­ing, honest).

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Our esteemed One Mil­lion Beers con­trib­u­tor and God­dess of Metal As Fuck, Bioda­gar, con­tributed the next two pho­tos to the flickr pool. She explains about the image on the left:

I’d just come from a day in Cor­po­rate Land, and the shirt I was made to put over my dress because the dress just ain’t metal.”

You’re plenty metal enough for us hun!

The image of the right fea­tures Bioda­gar with Trevor Str­nad of The Black Dahlia Mur­der at their recent Ade­laide show. I’m not sure what’s going on, but there’s beer, met­al­heads and horns being thrown, so I’m sure it’s all above board.

Beers at the Ellises' Me & Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder

Count two more brews towards the total. Count­ing the three beers from last week’s “Contributor’s Edi­tion” photo post, that means we can add six more beers to our run­ning total, bring­ing it to 188.

So until next time, keep sub­mit­ting those pho­tos, keep drink­ing up and most impor­tantly, stay metal \m/

Maiden The Shade: the Iron Maiden Beer

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Yes folks, you read that cor­rectly: there is an Iron Maiden beer.

US-based brew­ery Ninkasi Brew­ing have hon­oured the metal leg­ends with Maiden The Shade, a new beer that’s pre­sum­ably Eddie’s new tip­ple of choice.

Maiden The ShadeAccord­ing to the brewer’s site:

A salute to the play­ful side of sum­mer, we had fun with this beer! Maiden the Shade has a big robust hop char­ac­ter from the lib­eral use of 7 dif­fer­ent vari­eties of hops. It s com­pleted with a light col­ored malt back­bone to stay in bal­ance. Kick back and enjoy!

Review site RateBeer.com gave it 14/20 over­all, and had this to say:

Draft, SIB. Golden clear pour, thin white head. Aroma is a lit­tle sweet and bis­cu­ity, with dank, grassy, and cit­rusy hops. Tastes of bis­cu­ity, sweet malt on a sur­pris­ingly light body. It’s refresh­ing but also gives a watery impres­sion. Fin­ishes with grass, hay, a lit­tle cit­rus. I’m pretty sur­prised by the alco­hol con­tent listed on this, it doesn’t feel like almost 7% at all.

Sleigher!Sweet and bis­cu­ity? Yeah, I don’t know about that, but 7% sounds fairly epic and how great a photo would that label make?

Unfor­tu­nately, the only place you’re going to be able to get it is in cer­tain parts of the USaccord­ing to BeerNews.org, Ore­gon, Wash­ing­ton, Idaho, Alaska, and pos­si­bly the Bay Area. Maybe some­one from one of those areas can send us in a report and photo.

I also noticed that Ninkasi have a sea­sonal beer called “Sleigher”.

Logo look famil­iar any­one? I think there’s a metal fan in that company!

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With the north­ern hemi­sphere sum­mer metal fes­ti­val sea­son well under way, thou­sands of met­al­heads are cross­ing bor­ders and mak­ing friends with peo­ple they meet while mas­sively intox­i­cated. Often the only lan­guage in com­mon is the uni­ver­sal lan­guage of metal – but fear not, we have found the ulti­mate resource for such sit­u­a­tions: How to say “cheers” in 50 lan­guages.

This handy list comes com­plete with a pro­nun­ci­a­tion guide. It’s truly the most use­ful thing we’ve found on the inter­webs all year!

Ter­viseks! A Votre Sante! Živjeli!

A beer that Karl Sanders might appreciate

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I don’t know if Nile main­man Karl Sanders enjoys a beer or not, but if he does par­take in the odd breski like so many of his fans, he might be inter­ested in a new beer being pro­duced in Den­ver.

The Wynkoop Brew­ing Com­pany has brewed “Tut’s Royal Gold” in con­junc­tion with the Den­ver Art Museum’s ‘Tutankhamun The Golden King and the Great Pharaohs’ exhibit.

Tut’s Royal Gold is an unfil­tered “Impe­r­ial Egypt­ian Ale” of about 6% ABV made with pale malts, ancient fer­menta­bles (honey, wheat, teff) and a list of spices that includes tamarind, corian­der, grains of par­adise, orange peel and rose petals. The beer is fer­mented with a wheat beer yeast and is served unfil­tered for extra, (very) old-school authenticity.

Sounds orright to me, but really, bring­ing this piece of news to you all was just an excuse to embed a Nile video.

في صحتكم! (that’s how they say “’cheers’ in Egypt, apparently)

How do you taste beer?

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It sounds like a really dumb ques­tion, doesn’t it? But as with every­thing, there are beer drinkers and then there are beer nut­ters, and the lat­ter have devel­oped an entire sci­ence for tast­ing beer. There’s even com­monly held mis­con­cep­tions about how the taste buds per­ceive dif­fer­ent flavours in the beer. i can’t help think­ing it’s quite sim­i­lar to wine tast­ing, And that’s about as far from being metal as I can imagine.

If that all sounds like too much trou­ble to you, feel free to check out Goatlady’s guide to tast­ing beer: crank up some tunes, place lips over bot­tle, tip head back and enjoy!

What your favourite beer tast­ing ritual?

Beer metal photos: Contributor’s Edition

This time around we have con­tri­bu­tions from our three site con­trib­u­tors. First of all, the mighty Mad­Man recently attended the Down­load Fes­ti­val at Don­ing­ton Park, UK. To make all the rest of us insanely jeal­ous, he sent through this photo of him­self enjoy­ing a bev­er­age which I’m led to believe is Dan­ish brew Tuborg:

 

MadMan at Download Festival 2010

While he was off check­ing out bands like Megadeth, Motor­head and Lamb of God, myself and the lovely Bioda­gar were enjoy­ing a week­end in my home­town of Perth, West­ern Aus­tralia. Among other things, we vis­ited the grave of hard rock leg­end Bon Scott in Fre­man­tle and drank a beer in hon­our of all things AC/DC, and of course had a photo taken to com­mem­o­rate the occasion:

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That’s me (Goat­lady) on the left, and Bioda­gar on the right. We’re drink­ing VB Raw, a new take on an Aus­tralian clas­sic and not a bad drop.

What amaz­ingly metal things have you been up to? Send us the evidence!

Beer Metal

It seems the metal world is resplen­dent with qual­ity homages to the won­drous elixir of life we call beer. Bands from all over the world are writ­ing and per­form­ing num­bers ded­i­cated to this sweet bringer of hangovers.

Although not as well-known as other patrons of beer on this hal­lowed site, Rust­bucket are a band from the Mid­lands in the UK who have writ­ten a con­cise and ele­gant hymn to the won­der of beer. The song opens with the win­ning lines:

It’s a Mon­day, I drink some beer. It’s a Tues­day, I drink some beer. It’s a Wednes­day [can you see where this is going?] I drink some beer…’

Pete Laurie’s vocal style has a hint of the great Phil Anselmo about it and cou­pled with the chug­ging riffs from Nick Billings­ley and Ivan Lewis, Rust­bus­ket have given us a good old fash­ioned drink­ing song!

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